Uh, I don’t think that’s why most modern parents go for it. The reason I’ve heard is “so he looks like his father does.”

I think wizardbeard simply doesn’t know what “OP” means, and figured I was talking about them.

Maybe they’re revealing themselves to be OP’s alt account, which they used to make a top-level comment, pathetically hoping to drive engagement

More likely OP is a bot account that can’t distinguish between different communities

Why did you put an apostrophe in a non-possessive plural noun?

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Oh! The hamster mom. Not your mom.

Ok, that’s a bit less horrifying.

Uh… you do need something to replace the iron and sugar you’re losing.