Christian

I totally overthink the way I style my text messages with capitalization and punctuation. I don’t think I could ever articulate why a specific message ends up where it does beyond “tone somehow feels better than the other choices”. I definitely don’t have hard rules like this comic, like a period usually does read like the bottom one here but there are still occasions where it will just feel more relaxed/down-to-earth to me.

Probably no one I text with gives a shit.

Well then fix it! Why does this have to concern me?

I haven’t really even experienced this sort of betrayal myself but this comic always makes me feel so sad for the oyster.

Ha ha, tricked you Toby! You were actually prescribed this medicine by your doctor, to prevent a long and painful death from a non-poison cause!