

i failed to consider snail h.r. policy
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i failed to consider snail h.r. policy


what good friends! the ant for considering the snail’s mobility restrictions, the snail for devoting two months of its life to get there.


first comic that I literally lol’ed at in a long time. thanks!


this one hits hard


my first day of eighth grade (read: long ago) i was walking to my bus stop when i was struck by an automobile. it was a cool morning and the high schooler who was driving was running late (speeding, didn’t defrost his windshield, probably distracted). i went flying into a puddle at the end of a neighbor’s driveway. he kept driving, claimed he thought he hit a mailbox. probably the most fucked up part was the cop on the scene blaming me for walking on the right-hand side of the road. apparently I was supposed to know better. so, yeah, acab and fuck cars.
there are always bees in the banana stand.