Had a long distance gf when I was 14 who told me she would break up with me if I didn’t show my D on Skype. We were both minors but it definitely ticks the coercion box

“For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: ‘It might have been’”

I often think about that quote whenever I miss the past. Nostalgia is inevitable, but regret over missed opportunities is never guaranteed :,)

…unless you fuck up by not assuming anything

AKA being autistic

Learned that the hard way when I was best friends with someone who literally obsessed over their life being like a real-life K-drama

The thing about people who thrive on being the center of drama is that eventually you will be a part of it even if you try your damnedest not to

I’m just thinking about the fact that they really GOTTA stop making white charger cables

Fr, I always thought a magic system that actually involves knowingly tapping into an extradimensional field of energy makes way more sense

Something like training yourself into stepping into a state of consciousness between wakefulness and sleep paralysis to channel astral energy with your mind. That’d be the sickest shit ever

It’s just… such a novelty. Like, I don’t know if I’d want everything to be 3D or VR all the time. It’s the kind of fun that’s only fun in moderation

Life isn’t a race. Hold onto your youth and don’t peak early, stay whimsical and have fun

Once you’re actually old, you’ll be glad that it’s at least a new experience

Shit literally tastes like medicine soda. If I wanted medicine soda I’d just drink some of that weirdass Fentiman’s curiosity cola