

1152·
11 hours agoUncensored, not for the faint of heart;
"I don’t know which one of you sons of buttermilk passed this mother-flapjacking bill to get this dang snickerdoodle blocking my mother-flapjacking anime, but you whole entire fudgemuffins need to unpass this snickerdoodle. Y’all are frickle-fracking ridiculous with your buttermilk gravy-boats. My Google account says I’m frickle-fracking over the age of 18, and your dumb-bumpkin is passing these dumb-bumpkin laws. I’m a frickle-fracking stab every gosh-diddly one of you buttermilks. Unlock my frickle-fracking anime.


But the Democrats are obviously better; they have Meowth and so can’t get softlocked by running out of money.