Getting old sucks but it beats the alternative

I wish I could still buy cocaine without worrying about dying

I used to hear scratching in my bedroom walls at night when I was a kid.

My dad said it was probably red squirrels but to me, it was demons trying to claw their way through a portal.

Get a lap desk

Most Americans literally do not know.

Mainstream news won’t report on any of our bases being attacked. Our government, as well as governments of countries in which our bases are located, is suppressing any information about those attacks.

I just met a guy from Bahrain who said people who took photos or video of the base there were getting arrested, phones confiscated, etc. It’s not in our news at all, and the military won’t release any information other than saying the base is currently inoperable.