Having watched my dog spin around for minutes before abandoning the moment, what can I do to encourage the flow state? I’m thinking of maybe bringing a tibetan singing bowl on our walks.
Have you tried taking your dog to someone else’s property? Works wonders around here it would seem.
My dog has a half-mile radius around the house in which he will not poop. I always have a baggie.
A minimum of two baggies is necessary for my dog. She follows a divide and conquer approach when tackling her business.
Wouldn’t want to lead a predator to his den. You’ve got keep that stuff far from home so the concentration and smell doesn’t attract unwanted interest.
Even away from the house, he’ll go off trail to poop. He’s so considerate. I appreciate him.
Try centrifugal force. A longer leash will increase bowel pressure.
If the dog adds the Power gem to their flow state they could eliminate half their bowels in an instant
And why does it always have to be in the yard of the neighbor who really manicures his lawn. The one place most likely to get me yelled at.
I get it. I have to do the same thing at a crowded bathroom urinal.
You know you can go to the urinal next to it instead of squeezing in with someone else right?
What about when it’s cold though? You can’t tell me you’ve never piss cuddled a homie for warmth
Then come the zoomies when they snap back to reality
Oop, here comes gravity
Oop, there goes @Anarki,
he choked, he’s so mad.
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I mean… don’t you?
Average porta potty experience at psytrance festivals
For a dog to enter a flow state, it must first be liquidated
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Oh, come on. Don’t pretend you don’t enter þat state while pooping too.
The only time modern human is truly in touch with reality is when they are shitting their guts out and forgot the phone.
Conceptually I kinda miss the days when my family members and I had in-progress books spread around the house stacked on the backs of toilets, but retrospectively, in practice that was kinda gross.
