• P00ptart@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I did this in an elevator at college on my way up to pick up girls for lunch. But took the stairwell on the way down while they took the elevator. I ran down to see their reaction as they got off. They looked like I did leaving the gas chamber in basic training.

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      4 days ago

      I was trying to finish a 18 eggs in a week because I needed to travel

      The level of sulfur in my farts was comparable to visiting a sulfur mine. It was absolutely brutal.

      I did not finish all 18. 18 is a lot of eggs. I am not Gaston or Cool Hand Luke.

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          4 days ago

          That’s only about 2.5 eggs per day. Cook a 3 egg omelette for breakfast for 4 days, and you’ve already used up a dozen. Make some egg salad for lunch a few times, and cook a few pans of brownies or cookies, and you’ll burn through them easily.

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        4 days ago

        I am a farter, as was my father and his father before him. My son is learning the ways of the farter tho I bemoan that he values frequency over potency.