toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoWhat's your entirely unimportant and inconsequential hot take?message-squaremessage-square698linkfedilinkarrow-up1250arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1248arrow-down1message-squareWhat's your entirely unimportant and inconsequential hot take?toomanypancakes@crazypeople.online to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square698linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square_deleted_@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down1·3 days agoGraveyards are a waste of land. In many areas, embalming chemicals leach out and poison the water table. If you must use the land for mourning, cremate the body, bury the cremains, and plant a tree.
minus-squarespittingimage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoHuman cremains are too acidic to make good growing soil. Mulch the body, bury the mulch, plant a tree.
minus-squarekreskin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·edit-22 days ago“cremains”, nice. Its not often anymore that I learn a (real) new word. Thank you kind sir or madame.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 days agoYou’ve never been close to someone who’s been cremated, or you’d know that word.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agowe’re probably too salty too. human composting has come a long way. it’s what i want them to do with me after the med school is done learning whatever they can.
minus-squareisleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days ago Human cremains are too acidic to make good growing soil. Why not just add an acid to lower the pH?
Graveyards are a waste of land. In many areas, embalming chemicals leach out and poison the water table. If you must use the land for mourning, cremate the body, bury the cremains, and plant a tree.
Human cremains are too acidic to make good growing soil.
Mulch the body, bury the mulch, plant a tree.
“cremains”, nice. Its not often anymore that I learn a (real) new word. Thank you kind sir or madame.
You’ve never been close to someone who’s been cremated, or you’d know that word.
we’re probably too salty too.
human composting has come a long way. it’s what i want them to do with me after the med school is done learning whatever they can.
Why not just add an acid to lower the pH?