MinnesotaGoddam

the crows really seemed to like garlic bagels with labne on them.

have you seen my hat though? it’s very nice

they also had salad and some kind of sandwich i couldn’t eat.

i mean i accidentally left a bagel on the table while camping and the crow stole it. but the next day it had dropped a token from the local pitch and putt outside my tent. i think i might be a shop.

I get knocked down but I get up again. You’re never gonna keep me down.

well okay looks like those pieces, they are staying down. but the rest of me, the rest of me got up.

that’s less of a curse and more of a stain

the other day i was on a chowder cruise and one of my new friends there was pointing at a building on one of the piers and asking what it was. i squinted, gave it my best “hrm.” and then pointed to the right of where she did and said “well it looks like a boat”

the thing i learned about dad jokes (and similar humor) is that you don’t tell them to make other people laugh, you tell them to make yourself giggle. like jimmy fallon.

first one, then the other

computer stuff for computer. typey type on full keyboard with 10 fingers

i ended up getting a portable keyboard for my phone i was writing so much in it. I insist all my keyboards have 10-keys because otherwise i have to hunt and peck for numbers and i have too much ego to do that. but it made writing more fun.

you just reminded me of an amazing little puppet theater i saw. it wasn’t just a board with a curtain, it had shelves! for storing the puppets you want to use! also a shelf for a little stool to sit on.

i felt like i was showing off a dress with pockets when i found it

nah, they left out all the inequalities, which kind of break the equation

🙄 Your math is bad. Read what they said closer

nonexistent?

i’d say anyone under 35 wasn’t really aware for it.

they still had cause to worry in Colorado. people were fucking crazy