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          Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.

        • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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          But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.

          It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. “When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose”