Here’s mine:
Mozart had a pet starling, and when it died he arranged for a full funeral and burial, and composed a poem in memory of his bird, which he read at the service.
Here’s mine:
Mozart had a pet starling, and when it died he arranged for a full funeral and burial, and composed a poem in memory of his bird, which he read at the service.
Two raccoons can pass each other through the typical anus.
I’m sorry, what?
Two racoons one anus.
wake up babe, new folk-punk band name just dropped
But who are they passing to?