Here’s mine:
Mozart had a pet starling, and when it died he arranged for a full funeral and burial, and composed a poem in memory of his bird, which he read at the service.
Here’s mine:
Mozart had a pet starling, and when it died he arranged for a full funeral and burial, and composed a poem in memory of his bird, which he read at the service.
Okay what’s that one about sharks?
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The amazing thing about that is, sharks didn’t even mention it. No bragging or trying to get special status. They are just so chill about it.
I don’t remember how long sharks have existed, but they’re one of the older animals out there. So the implication is that sharked existed while the solar system orbited the centre of the galaxy twice. I didn’t think the earth had been around twice, I thought it was once-and-a-bit, but I’m too lazy to look it up - but that’s what the’re saying.
Directors Cut Sharknado.
It’s mostly padding after the first hundred million years.