[blue, shaking, in distress]
Help me!
I have been robbed!
I have lost all my belongings!
[yellow, a finger raised, looking smug]
Wrong.
Robbing is illegal.
It’s impossible that you have been robbed.
[zoom on blue, who is looking blasé and emotionless]
https://thebad.website/comic/the_humble_legalist


Assault and battery is illegal, so therefore if you kick him in the shins, that didn’t happen either. It’s win-win!