“networking” in the social sense or in the administration/programming sense?
Good one 🤣 I don’t think I have ever used the word to mean “managing social networks” or the likes 🤣
It’s a trick question anyway, most programmers are probably bad at both Ü
Except Lain ﺕ
I am so going to start to use computer networking terminology when talking about social networking from now on.
ACK
ARP ARP ARP ARP ARP
(like a socially acceptable seal)
Cicadas be like
SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN SYN
200 OK
Connection Timeout
502 Bad Gateway
I would ping her, but I have no handler in the event of NACK
She was SYN flooded, if y’know what I mean…
RST + complementary shoulder to cry on
I proposed to that girl, she sent me a 403 code
403 connection not found.
If it helps, I’m from the other side of networking and infra. You could swap the labels and make the meme accurate for me.
In the mid 1980s I learn the BASIC programming command GOTO and fell in love for a lifetime. If you look any anything I used to write in Ruby script or today in Python you’ll see my love affair with “if” “elfi” and “else” continues. My universe is nested “if” statements all the way down.
Ahh, I found you, Toby Fox!
If you like
ifstatements, you’ll love the pythoncasestatements for pattern matchingOhhh nice! I could see replacing dozens of nested
ifstatements with dozens of nestedcasestatements!
Also don’t nest case statements. Please.
I remember one of the hardest transitions for me from scripting in Ruby to Python was the whitespace indent was larger by default in Python. With Python, I ran out of monitor width and would have to be constantly scrolling right and left when visually parsing the code because the nested loops were so deep.
Yes, but also, it makes for twistsd code.
It was fashionable at a time to avoid ifs and other imperative structures, but I tend to like them. Functional is nice and all but I like my code to be smart in the way it works, not in the way it’s written. Nested ifs are readable, collapsible, and easy to make sense of at a glance, there’s often nothing wrong with using them.
Same here! I can put together a half-descent network in just a few hours, but even programming simple stuff on microcontrollers is a major endeavor. And the documentation is usually terrible or nonexistent. And the tutorials are usually barely able to cover basic questions. At least in the space of networking, there’s enough context clues in the UI that I can piece together the solution I need.
Please avoid nested if statements. Instead use early returns when possible.
Only wizards can configure iptables for ipv4 and ipv6 port forwarding. Only wizards.
What about nftables?
I’ve been trying to remotely connect to a relational database of medical data. I’ve been smashing my head against a keyboard for days trying to get my fucking code to work. I can’t even connect to their db on their Jupyter Spark cluster
Ooh medical data, bet there is some security involved that “gets in the way”.
It absolutely is. I’m dealing with genetic data, so I’m on their high security tier. Right now, the signs point to some poorly documented environment variables that aren’t sourced on startup for some reason
I’ve enabled all the relevant permissions. I’ve disabled firewall protection. I’ve enabled file sharing on both sides. I’ve checked for connectivity to the other machine from the command line…
Why is my shared folder still not accessible!??!
