open all the lights
Anon is an idiot.
Anon obviously lives in a gas lighted house, so it’s technically correct to say open as you’re opening gas valves
Anon is a Victorian idiot.
;-)
There’s a reason Victorian houses are the most haunted.
Fake: It wasn’t nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he’s lying about it.
Gay: It wasn’t nobody, it was a boyfriend anon is living with and he’s lying about it.
How do you hiss in a deep manly voice? 🤔
He/him/hisssss
Hisssss?
Another Channer gets spooked by his own farts lol
My dog does this sometimes.
I always laugh when mine is sleeping then wakes himself up by farting…
It would explain the gut feeling
How does one hiss in a deep male voice?
[Hisses masculinely]
Holy shit brooo do that again
[Morgan Freeman with a lisp]
The lid was down
Maybe he drank some cider?
There is anecdotal evidence that it can lead to an overwhelming sense of impending doom.
Echoes of his own piss
I think someone just pissed all over their own house.
Does this doof have one of those automatic spray air fresheners?
a possibility nobody has mentioned yet: undiagnosed psychosis
though other possibilities like the water tank, a fart, or anything else innocuous are probably more likely
Or any brain-related condition might cause this eerie feeling of uneasiness, that there is someone in the room, auditive hallucinations, etc.
I would check with my doctor next day.
Not even pathological though - exhaustion will do this. I used to be so tired (life situation exhausting) and more than once got up to pee in the night, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake not dreaming so couldn’t pee. Dreams intruding on that barely awake state is, I don’t want to say normal, but not unusual either.
It never happens now I am better rested.
