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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 15 days ago

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Paradox

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𝙈𝙞𝙖@quokk.au to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 15 days ago
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  • ultimate_worrier@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    I don’t make the rules…. but I have observed far too often for it to be coincidence that the more brilliant a type theorist is, the more likely it will be that they identify as 🏳️‍⚧️ or 🏳️‍🌈.

    • bobo@lemmy.ml
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      14 days ago

      What about Gödel, Frege, Cantor, and the other great philosophers-mathematicians of the 20th century?

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        Godel has a vibe. Don’t be so sure.

        Cantor is the infinity guy, so clearly he/it’s a mind-breaking eldritch abomination with tentacles. (Also, mostly 19th century)

        I don’t know Frege.

      • Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They grew up in an oppressed environment and couldn’t develop their own personal preferences (what did I just write?)

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      Counterpoint: I used to be a computer scientist in obscure languages, I’m as cis as they come, and I’ve always been absolutely average. Wait that’s not a counterpoint at all

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        Counterpoint: I am a trans woman in CS and I am incompetent

        • drolex@sopuli.xyz
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          Maybe you just have imposter syndrome: you think you work in CS but you actually work in retail.

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            That’s…not…

      • bizarroland@lemmy.world
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        Maybe taking estrogen will elevate your rank.

        • Girl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.vip
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          In that case she’d be able to double jump

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            What do the Linux socks unlock? Sneak while running?

            • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              Removes fall damage

        • Gamechanger@slrpnk.net
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          Would this be considered doping?

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            I mean, you’re gonna be dope as hell!

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      You could say that type theorists are isomorphic to LGBT.

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    Programmers used to be so hostile to women that they needed to transition (evolve) to refill the niche.

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    I had to look it up, DLC is downloadable content.

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      Big if true

      • Chloé 🥕@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Picture of a computer monitor showing a text editor with the code "if true {}". The font size is so big the code takes most of the width of the monitor.

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          come the fuck on

          string bigIfTrue(Boolean size)
          {
              string toAssign = '';
              if (size == true)
              {
                  toAssign = 'big';
              }
              else
              {
                  toAssign = 'small';
              }
              return toAssign;
          }
          
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            true ? 'big' : '';
            
          • bstix@feddit.dk
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            Bloat. Nobody asked for else.

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    Claire’s (likely) a good programmer, knows there’s always edge cases and is super pedantic.

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