I am not being political when I talk about this. Next: I receive Catdolf Hitler himself.

No serious startup would work without a Choccy Milk Officer, a Coffee and Tiramisu officer or a Chocolate and Fudge officer

3 months later: “Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females.”

“Judgmental asshole who hates the world” and “French” are a bit redundant