3 months later: “Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females.”
I’m not saying black cats are inferior per se, I’m just saying their natural habitat is the dumpster where they can thrive. This is common sense and people who deny it only do so to impress females. I love and respect females, they make my cat weiner go all spikey.
3 months later: “Hello sabermaxxers, today I will talk to you about optimising your killer instinct and releasing your inner feral cave cat. On a tangent, black cats are inferior and I hate females.”
I’m not saying black cats are inferior per se, I’m just saying their natural habitat is the dumpster where they can thrive. This is common sense and people who deny it only do so to impress females. I love and respect females, they make my cat weiner go all spikey.
I am not being political when I talk about this. Next: I receive Catdolf Hitler himself.
I hate how realistic this seems lol