Pedantry time: I’m not an expert on whisky, but I doubt you could fill a tanker truck that large with just one batch of single malt whisky. If it’s more than one batch in the big tank, then by definition it’s no longer single malt, but blended whisky. Doesn’t hurt the joke any either way, just was my first thought on reading the label on the truck.
Edit: Pedantry fail. See the reply below telling me how wrong I am.
It’s clearly a brand.
Single Malt™ Brand <sub><sub>Blended</sub></sub> Whisky, huh? Fun idea. Something tells me that wouldn’t fly in Scotland. They take their whisky terminology regulations pretty seriously.
Is the guy Australian or Scottish?
It got so wasted it booked a flight to Australia just to pass out in a hedge.
Yeah, my brain short-circuited trying to envision a guy saying “crikey” in a Scottish accent. Something like “craykey”, I guess.
Not nearly enough swearing
It’s entirely plausible that an Australian could have emigrated to Scotland and gotten a job there as a groundskeeper near Loch Ness.
