EpeeGnome

Single Malt™ Brand _{_Blended} Whisky, huh? Fun idea. Something tells me that wouldn’t fly in Scotland. They take their whisky terminology regulations pretty seriously.

It’s entirely plausible that an Australian could have emigrated to Scotland and gotten a job there as a groundskeeper near Loch Ness.

Pedantry time: I’m not an expert on whisky, but I doubt you could fill a tanker truck that large with just one batch of single malt whisky. If it’s more than one batch in the big tank, then by definition it’s no longer single malt, but blended whisky. Doesn’t hurt the joke any either way, just was my first thought on reading the label on the truck.

Edit: Pedantry fail. See the reply below telling me how wrong I am.

“He hoodwinked me,” the just-ousted Better Home & Finance CEO said about Daniel Lewis, the man who replaced him last week.

Yeah… admitting you got conned into trusting the guy who took your job sounds like a fantastic strategy for getting your CEO job back. If the new guy isn’t legit a good replacement, then you’ve proven yourself to be an easy mark. Either way, best not to reinstate you, dumbass.