Hey, that’s me you’ve described! I’m never horny but sex is so fascinating and disgusting (positive adjective) and neat. I have to legitimately schedule time with my partner and most of the time, we’re both just like “nah”
But when I dooooo do things, it’s… high-tech? I’ve got a very expensive collection of high-quality toys of every sort and make it quite the experience for my partner, which brings me immense pleasure to do. I’m down to do pretty much anything, barring (non-CNC) nonconsent the hyper-gross stuff like poo and vom. Also mainstream, highly produced porn turns me off immensely but can be fun/funny to watch. It’s so… horribly fake, it’s the unsexiest thing. But there’s some bangers out there (lifeguard lady, lemons, but I poop from there, in front of my salad… I’d love more doozies if anyone reading this has any)
This was so hard to parse, especially since it’s led by another negative! I knew what it must be saying, but it took so many reads over to actually know it said that thing.
For other readers, assuming I got it right (pretty sure I did), they’re fine with consensual non-consent (CNC). AKA, they’re against the non-consent that’s not CNC, if you want to word it like a crazy person. Lol.
Hey, that’s me you’ve described! I’m never horny but sex is so fascinating and disgusting (positive adjective) and neat. I have to legitimately schedule time with my partner and most of the time, we’re both just like “nah”
But when I dooooo do things, it’s… high-tech? I’ve got a very expensive collection of high-quality toys of every sort and make it quite the experience for my partner, which brings me immense pleasure to do. I’m down to do pretty much anything, barring (non-CNC) nonconsent the hyper-gross stuff like poo and vom. Also mainstream, highly produced porn turns me off immensely but can be fun/funny to watch. It’s so… horribly fake, it’s the unsexiest thing. But there’s some bangers out there (lifeguard lady, lemons, but I poop from there, in front of my salad… I’d love more doozies if anyone reading this has any)
I also like to cum, I suppose:
(non-cnc) nonconsent
non consentual non concent nonconsent?
call the bondulance
This was so hard to parse, especially since it’s led by another negative! I knew what it must be saying, but it took so many reads over to actually know it said that thing.
For other readers, assuming I got it right (pretty sure I did), they’re fine with consensual non-consent (CNC). AKA, they’re against the non-consent that’s not CNC, if you want to word it like a crazy person. Lol.