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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago

Anon overdoes it

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Anon overdoes it

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 5 days ago
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  • FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    I want to know EXACTLY how much masturbation makes one’s “penis not work” but i suspect it differs from person to person.

    Perhaps the first monks were people who wanked once and then went “oh no… Oh no no no”

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      It doesn’t. Bro has ED and wants to blame it on porn and masterbation.

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        4 days ago

        You get that from porn and masturbation. Where else do you think he has gotten it from, or where do you think people usually get it from?

        • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Old age where your body stops functioning properly.

          You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

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            Young people can get ED from excessive porn use. What do you gain from lying about this?

            You also don’t have to be a gymnast to get back pain.

            Hence why it is laughable that you’re presenting old age as the only route to ED

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              No they can’t, get a job

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                You’re pathetic and porn addicted

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                  16 hours ago

                  Your weird puritanical repression is your own problem and does fuck all to support your insane claims

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