hire carpenter
they don’t want to fix my carpets
???
hire carpenter
they can’t catch a carp to save their lives
???
My carpents, please they need fixing.
And if you have time the plumbs under the sink are leaking.
Crazy how many folks out here with the name Smith have never even smacked a bit of metal with a hammer either.
I was wondering the other day if this is ever gonna change. Like Michael Schuhmacher Was a world famoud racing car driver. So is his son. Maybe his son will be a formula one driver as well. But their family is still named after some cobbler. Will there ever be a Thomas Racer or Paul Racist or something? How long do you have to go with a new profession before your name becomes ridiculous?
Good forbid a girl have hobbies
Singer is a SEWING MACHINE?
Osama wasn’t carrying any bins
I always get an uncanny valley feeling from her photos. 🤷♂️
Is that what you call it? Your uncanny valley?
Could be because she is a creep?
She is a creep?
She asked a 16 year old boy if he was horny at her concert. Mind you, she ist 27 years old
He most probably was horny. It’s still creepy to ask though.
Nominative determinists are in shambles :(
John Fetterman, however, does keep the entire state of Pennsylvania in chains.
Makes sense, Sabrina SINGER is a carpenter
Reminds me of this guy from Nazareth. Laziest carpenter evah, prolly broke more tables than he built. Finally he got nailed and thats why I received a new bicycle about 1986 years later.
I don’t know how many tables he broke, but he sure broke some hearts. Love hurts, love scars, love wounds and marks any heart not tough or strong enough to take a lot of pain
“Fuck this corporate bullshit” -Matthew 21:12-13
Not a 100% sure on the quote, been 40 years since Sunday school.
For those too lazy to look it up:
12 Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves. 13 “It is written,” he said to them, “‘My house will be called a house of prayer,’ but you are making it ‘a den of robbers.’” (NIV)
Well, she works with my wood ifyaknowwhati’msayn’
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Doesn’t she sell farts in a jar?
I had a random guy on AOL pay me to do this when I was a teenager. He paid extra for my used underwear. I wish I was kidding about this…
What did you do with the money
I bought some other dude’s used underwear. You gotta pay it forward
Passing the money around… I’m assuming everyone here would agree that hoarding wealth isn’t good, no?
If we all bought each other’s underwear, we could solve world hunger in a week.
