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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Anon fears The Hand

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Anon fears The Hand

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz
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    People would start religions around The Hand. Obviously only sinners would get crushed by The Hand.

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      look, if I could see an actual giant hand crushing people, I’d sign up to that religion really fast

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        Right? That’s way more real than any religion i’ve ever heard of

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        Zeus could always use more followers, you know?

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      Or only the blessed get crushed by The Hand. The crushing transports you straight to the heavenly hand realm. You will get worshipped as a god for generations in your village after getting crushed.

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        Blasphemy! Only the wicked are punished by The Hand! Crush the heretic!

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          Guys, guys, it’s not about morality. It’s about appendages. Tom had a big dick. Harry had a big dick. That’s why you’re still here, Dick.

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