Picasso@sh.itjust.worksM to CoupleMemes@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months agoThe "I Love My Wife" Starter Packfiles.catbox.moeimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
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minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoAside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·4 months agoIt’s easier to not need to lie.
minus-squareMrJameGumb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·4 months agoI disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·4 months agoThis is why all of my girlfriends are mad at me
Aside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.
It’s easier to not need to lie.
I disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.
This is why all of my girlfriends are mad at me