It’s was actually the water pump on the back which looked really intimidating when you see the part but it only took me about 40 minutes to finish following some instructions on a YouTube video!

It’s always good to hear there are still things people can fix on their own! I fixed my girlfriend’s washing machine with a $30 part from Amazon a while back and it was a great feeling lol I was certain I would destroy it and she’d have to buy another one but it was surprisingly easy

Good thing all those poor kids won’t get free lunches at school anymore so they can afford all these free helicopter rides

I disagree. I firmly believe that keeping track of a handful of lies about a fictional wife is considerably easier than actually being married.

Aside from the first part you don’t actually need a wife to do most of that stuff. I could in theory constantly talk about a fictional wife I don’t have and claim that she needed me for something so I could get out of awkward social situations.

Ok, ok, adding more cereal after you’ve finished the initial cereal is permitted. I’m not a monster

CEREAL FIRST, THEN MILK!!! COLD MILK! I DON’T CARE HOW YOUR MOM USED TO FIX IT, THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT WAY!!!