Assuming time, money, living situation, and the law wasn’t a factor. I’d love a skunk. I’d name her Oreo and i’d love her and she’d be my best friend.
My cat. I left home for a bit, I come back to see she’s gone. Nobody told me or anything. I know she’s fine wherever she is, but I still miss her.
I’m sorry 😥
Thank you. We still have her kids, so that’s great.
Probably this thing called an Aye aye.
When I have guests over, I wouldn’t tell them I have it, but I’d train it to sneak up on them in the night and stick it’s weird finger in their ear
Quokkas are adorable little shits, I’d love to have one as a pet.
My dogs. Because I loved them, and still do.
I don’t really have any firm beliefs in an afterlife, but if there is one and my dogs aren’t waiting for me there, I’d prefer oblivion. Please and thank you.
Capybara because capybara
Red Panda
My dead cat, gimme that little fuck back 😔
tbh, I’d rather be the pet.
I’ll stick with my dog family
I also choose your dog. /s
Understandable. She’s a high-quality, purebred stray from Croatia.
A service dog so to speak. I’m at her service all the time. Snacks? Yes ma’am. Hug? You got it.
The other one is a Polish stray of the finest quality as well.
I wouldn’t settle for less than a rescue, they’re simply the best.
An army of pet dragonflies.
Never be bothered by mosquitoes again.You can get a dragonfly on a flexible arm that clips to your hat. Apparently it works pretty well, bugs see a dragonfly floating around your head and fuck right off.
I’m assuming it’s a fake dragonfly?
I’ll wear the world’s most ridiculous hat if it meant mosquitos left me alone. But I don’t want a live dragonfly or anything, that’s not cool
It is a small plastic dragon fly
https://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/dragonfly-wingman-horse-and-deer-fly-deterrent-2-pk-1591692p.html
Seems like they call out specific types of bugs, such as “visual hunting flies”
Not sure how well this will work for all bugs, mosquitos, etc
I was actually was discussing this with my partner, while real dragonflies eat mosquitoes the fake one doesn’t scare them because they aren’t smart enough to avoid predators.
Having a thermacell insect repellent device would help with many bugs. You can get a tabletop one if you are in one place and it isn’t too windy.
An ankylosaurus magniventris.
Owl
Right before I was born, my mom had a pet skunk named Petunia. She loved her and talked about her all the time growing up.
Little monkey if they still have full free will and behave like they really would in real life.
Big gorilla if it was a “magically tame and loves you” situation.
Boston Dynamics Spot, for no reason.
