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1 day agoMy sister had a friend who reacted to her confusion with aggression. And as an absolute moron, she was confused lot. I really hated her.


My sister had a friend who reacted to her confusion with aggression. And as an absolute moron, she was confused lot. I really hated her.


“Yes, Your Honor, I did steal the car. But did you see how slutty its rear bumper looks? I really had no other choice, after all boys will be boys.”
The dog then proceeds to add some pee themselves.