cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/41109191
cross-posted from: https://slrpnk.net/post/41109146
The ride-hailing giant promised to handle legal claims “in a way that is best for the survivor.” Its lawyers are pursuing a far more aggressive strategy.
“Yes, Your Honor, I did steal the car. But did you see how slutty its rear bumper looks? I really had no other choice, after all boys will be boys.”