Maybe poop. I heard that people poop when they die

• a pocket knife from 1993
• hair ties
• pocket lint
• cheese
• a cursed pile of shit that has refused to leave my body for 30 years. it does 3d6 damage and leaves a stain wherever it has touched your skin that can’t be washed off

• Skateboard
• MP3 Player
• iPhone 5s
• Pack of Xylitol Gum
• Extra Spicy Eyedrops

50% chance: 20 year old Victorinox multitool

25% chance: bunch of yubikeys

10% chance: 1d6 amphetamines 10mg

100% chance: human corpse

10% chance: somehow another human corpse

3 bags of soylent

gameboy-shaped candy tin, half full of nicotine pouches

a wallet full of library cards

little red songbook 1923 edition (used)

A pouch of rolling tobacco

• Insulin
• Sourdough Starter
• An SSH private key that might come in handy later

An LCD sound system CD.

The collected works of Jrrr Tolkien

A collection of keys you don’t remember having, or what they’re for

A lingering sense of dread over whether you fed the cats

Two fake hip joints and a green key card.

Hint: There is no green door.

Common: A wallet with a few dollars, an Id card, library card, gym card. A monster energy, a broken watch, a book(common)

Uncommon: Headphones, a cool hat, cool socks(mismatched), an Acer 730 chromebook, boxing gloves

Rare drop: car keys to a shitty 2002 Toyota that isnt currently running

Dam I really dont own/carry many valuable items.

It seems this lobby has 3 types of players:

1. noobs with a bit of trash in their pockets and a depression
2. veterans that collected it all
3. veterans that found out a cigarette and a piece of wire is all they need

• ThinkPad
• Digital camera
• Water bottle
• Chinese cigs/snus
• Fantasy book I’m reading
• Google pixel with grapheneos (which will be useless heh)
• An assortment of rings
• USB with bangers
• Headphones
• vivo Pad 5
• Notebook
• Wallet

But this is assuming I’d be defeated lmao 😎

Probably a few petabytes of DDR5…

Anxiety and depression.

The Red Vape of Wisdom and Chill (legendary item)