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50% chance: 20 year old Victorinox multitool

25% chance: bunch of yubikeys

10% chance: 1d6 amphetamines 10mg

100% chance: human corpse

10% chance: somehow another human corpse

Dairy farming seems like hard work.

I’m all ears if you have recommendations for “sweetheart inspirational dogpics”.

I tip 30% on top of the post-tax if it was good or if I like the people. I have the means, so it’s only fair. If the service was terrible or the food was awful I’ll do 20%.

Perfect username for this reply. I love it.