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But the bacteriophages are murdering all the other party goers and hijacking their bodies.
There’s usually a predator or 2 at every party
Did I say 5? Better make it 10 second rule.
What’s the rush? I’ll pick up that cracker alright. Tomorrow. Make it a 12 hour rule or something…
The fallen cracker sounds like a bad ass punk band
Sounds like a new name for Mouse Rat
This reads like a Mitch Hedberg joke haha.




