How hard would it be to…

The ceramic socket for bulb is unrepairable in a normal way because of “cheese” screws. Of course I can solder it there…
Switch is just some crazy steel ribbon contraption that doesn’t have any right to exist.

But overall this thing is so cheap and flimsy that it can’t be repaired. Temporarily assembled? Yes. Fixed? No way.

Nah, that’s maturity you’re talking about. Being bald is enough to be grown-up.