Y-you can’t eat carpet… Silly Daddy
No, no… Of course not. Not like that.
You gotta boil it first. Until the glue gets soft.
Can I get the kid haircut?
Can I get the kid haircut?
Knew a kid that was homeschooled, he played on our soccer team, and for Halloween one year he dressed up as an old man, complete with the male pattern baldness hair cut. The guy absolutely owned it, I remember it being pretty funny.
I’m slowly getting one of those naturally. Does that mean I’m a grown-up now?
You’re only a grown up if 1) you feel like a grown up and 2) other people think you act like one most of the time.
Hair might have a psychological bearing on that, but means very little else.
Nah, that’s maturity you’re talking about. Being bald is enough to be grown-up.
Grown up or given up?
They’re abandoning ship
It’s such a bad cut that the Timmy in the mirror dimension is much more distraught.
