Cops on cop shows
vs
cops on true crime podcasts.Hey look, it’s ICE.
*rotates face* *sees blood stains* *looks up* “ah. he’s one of us”
It’s the guy in the crowd with the wonky face, right?
The guy with the wide eyes, centre frame, in the background, looks like he’s having or is about to have an epiphany.
Either that or he’s Gowron with a mustache.
Cool hat. Very useful too. We should write our occupations on hats. It would be convenient.
Would make things difficult for spies, private detectives, and hidden camera show hosts, though 🤔
What are you talking about? They just put another hat on top of it and then dramatically remove their outer hat to reveal their true profession.
stupid shirt / stupid sign / stupid hat / Speech Bubble: “Hi.”
I just so much adore Asher’s balding doofus who he is always dunking on.
all cops
