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Transcript
Comic in 4 parts
Part 1: Zeus points down from Mt. Olympus at a skinny, shirtless man
Zeus: Mortal. I condemn you to push a boulder uphill forever.
Part 2: the skinny man pushes a boulder with his back to the rock up a hill.
Part 3: “Later”
Part 4: Zeus grumbles, his arms akimbo, at the sight below him. A buff man gestures at a boulder upon which lounge 2 beautiful women. A chubby guy next to him triumphantly lifts a small rock. Another man can be seen struggling to push a small boulder up the hill, while a woman below moves her boulder into place. Further up the hill another woman squats to lift her rock. At the base of the hill is a stand that reads “Sisyfitness”. A man with a shoulder bag exchanges money with another man behind the counter.
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…don’t make lemonade - make the Gods take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see the God’s manager. Make the Gods rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!