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Transcript
Comic in 4 parts
Part 1: Zeus points down from Mt. Olympus at a skinny, shirtless man
Zeus: Mortal. I condemn you to push a boulder uphill forever.
Part 2: the skinny man pushes a boulder with his back to the rock up a hill.
Part 3: “Later”
Part 4: Zeus grumbles, his arms akimbo, at the sight below him. A buff man gestures at a boulder upon which lounge 2 beautiful women. A chubby guy next to him triumphantly lifts a small rock. Another man can be seen struggling to push a small boulder up the hill, while a woman below moves her boulder into place. Further up the hill another woman squats to lift her rock. At the base of the hill is a stand that reads “Sisyfitness”. A man with a shoulder bag exchanges money with another man behind the counter.
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Sissy fitness you say?
My man is drowning in sisypuss
One must imagine Sisyphus jacked
The struggle itself towards the heights is enough to fill a man’s grain.
The reps themselves towards the Gains is enough to fill a gymrat’s heart
We must imagine Sysyphus as super ripped.
I mean I guess he’s eating fine. Either he gets to go home every evening, cook a protein rich meal and have at it the next morning, or, if he has to sleep on the mountain, he must get decent deliveroo up there
When the Gods give you lemons…
…don’t make lemonade - make the Gods take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see the God’s manager. Make the Gods rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
…have a lemon party
Sisyphus squats are a real thing
Let me tell you about my CrossFit club…







