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Wasn’t the punch line of that joke, that he gets hit by an old man driving a car in the next panel?
That boy’s name? Ozzy Osbourne.
It’s crazy what a train can do to a man.
The end may be peaceful, but he didn’t say how rough the journey could be!
like wearing your big plug on a bumpy road.
That so reflects the minds of kids.
Normal adult (not Death): “Yo kid. Better tie your shoelaces” - Kid: “Do I have to?” - Adult: “Well no, but…” - Kid: (already gone)
What adult is going to respond that way to a kid? If the kid asks “do I have to” I’m saying “yeah or you’re going to fall on your face and have a bad time.”
do I have to?
Only if you like having teeth.
What adult is going to respond that way to a kid?
Not me, but I’m seeing it almost daily. Anything they think even has a whiff of imposing their will on their child they skirt.
A bad trip on either your shoelaces or heroin might not kill you but still ruin your life until your peaceful death.
Someone has taken to the Elayne school of interpreting prophecies related to their own life, I see. Surely nothing bad could happen from a long life being addicted to heroin
What could go possiblie go wrong?
23 is an old age for an heroin addict.
“14 years of heroin?! Sweet!”
This is the plot of the movie Big Fish.
There are versions of old age that i would prefer death to.
Wᴀɪᴛ. Wᴀꜱ ᴛʜᴀᴛ Tɪᴍᴍʏ Jᴏɴᴇꜱ ᴏʀ Tᴏᴍᴍʏ Jᴏɴᴇꜱ?
Imagine all the people, living for today
I am paying today for things roughly equivalent to not tying my shoes.
Like skiing, mountain biking, and motorcycling accidents. (Add chronic illness on top, like sprinkles, for added fun).
It’s not just death, but constant pain that you want to avoid.
So little Tommy there, tie your damn shoes.
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