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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
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    2 months ago

    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
    • db2@lemmy.world
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      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

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        2 months ago

        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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          2 months ago

          man man

          • sensation (she/they)@sh.itjust.works
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            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

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              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

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                In this context I really hope you mean aides.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

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        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

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          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

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