My Lemmy
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

Where my klitoris users at?

lemmy.world

message-square
42
link
fedilink
14

Where my klitoris users at?

lemmy.world

FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
message-square
42
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • Björn@swg-empire.de
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 months ago

    KDE’s tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.

    • supernicepojo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        You mean ClitMouse

  • Saapas@piefed.zip
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    2
    ·
    2 months ago

    Gnome: GSpot. It doesn’t actually exist (GNOME devs though there was no use case for it)

  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    I don’t think that app exists but there is this

    https://github.com/openlyst/klit

    • Routhinator@startrek.website
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      Is it Klit or Kilt, the readme literally says both…

      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        https://github.com/openlyst/klit/commit/bf1279efa747d8835b1fe718d4d65947b6c57dcc

        The name is being changed.

        • Badabinski@kbin.earth
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 months ago

          well that’s no fun!

        • rethnor@lemmy.zip
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 months ago

          Boooo!

  • heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    It must be a KDE version.

  • BartyDeCanter@piefed.social
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    Are you suggesting there is something wrong with any of these names:

    • gimp
    • finger
    • john the ripper
    • libcaca
    • toilet
    • fsck
    • db2@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

      • _stranger_@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        2 months ago

        man

        every Command Line Interface Tool

        (not Linux but there are special printers for clothing called DTF’s )

        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          2 months ago

          man man

          • sensation (she/they)@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            0
            ·
            2 months ago

            This week, I ran ‘man mount’ while learning about bind mounts.

            • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
              link
              fedilink
              English
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              2 months ago

              I mean there are audiovisual teaching aids for how to mount men all over the Internet. Or so I’m told

              • Enkrod@feddit.org
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                2 months ago

                In this context I really hope you mean aides.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      2 months ago

      Ugh, “gimp”? Seriously?

      And the name isn’t great either.

      • Wiz@midwest.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        You’re right. And it would be so simple to just drop the G and make it Image Manipulation Program. They could even use the same impish logo!

        • Sundray@lemmus.org
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          1
          ·
          2 months ago

          They could, but they never will though. Chiefly because someone asked them to and, after stamping their feet like Veruca Salt, the devs have resolved to never ever stop pouting about it.

  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    Is this meme from 2020? Windows would just call it Internet Copilot.

  • Scottyc65@reddthat.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    Only problem with that is most men wouldn’t be able to find it.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    1
    ·
    2 months ago

    I can never find that program…

  • Epyon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    I’ve found the clitoris.

    • Fnaargh@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
    cake
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    bash: klitoris: command not found...
    :(

    • BCsven@lemmy.ca
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      Use the -f option to find it

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      No, you should touch klitoris or finger klitoris, not bash it.

      man klitoris

      no manual entry for klitoris

      Well that explains a lot.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    2026version: copilot internet 365 just shortened to copilot after the next MBA is hired.

    • mcv@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      Seriously, all Windows software is starting to sound the same, with as little clue as possible as to what it actually does. Remote Desktop on Mac is called “Windows App”. What does that mean? Everything else is called 365.

  • BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    The most clearest description of file explorer: Dolphin (?)

    • Allero@lemmy.today
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      Like if Nautilus is any better

      Or, like, Total Commander. A wild guess would be some strategy game.

  • onlinepersona@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    2 months ago

    I’m still amazed people use and browse the septic tank of the internet. Xitter just won’t stop.

    • baatliwala@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      arrow-down
      1
      ·
      2 months ago

      It’s still the best social media for anything worthwhile. Hyperlocal news, sports, government agencies, corporate news, everyone posts there since nobody looks at Facebook anymore and Instagram is mainly for pics. All the good artists are on Twitter as well.

      Nobody is posting to Mastodon because actually finding information and people is proper impossible. I mean hell I almost never see any posts from Mastodon getting posted to any meme community because everyone is all tech and politics and doom and serious.

      • FatVegan@leminal.space
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 months ago

        And that’s why i support the pedophile trillionaire. For memes and stuff

        • baatliwala@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          ·
          2 months ago

          We just ousted a minister in our country through memes and protests organised through Twitter, but what would an uneducated person know?

          • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
            link
            fedilink
            arrow-up
            0
            ·
            2 months ago

            Congrats on that btw, it’s those things that give me a tiny shred of hope in humanity.

            But the “uneducated” part is not necessary, come on. Just because someone on the other side of the planet has probably not investigated the finer details of your domestic politics such as what social media platform was used to organise protests?

            • baatliwala@lemmy.world
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              1
              ·
              2 months ago

              Just posting what I replied to the other person –

              After being retrospective I agree it’s uncalled for but I am just tired of western bias of many social and political issues

            • Aatube@lemmy.dbzer0.com
              link
              fedilink
              arrow-up
              0
              ·
              2 months ago

              this sounds like being proud of a western bias. we are the fortunate. it should be our duty to consider perspectives that have been disadvantaged and where information about this side of the internet doesn’t flow as freely as it does in the first-world culture.

              was saying “uneducated” wrong? sure. but who was responsible for the frustration and misunderstanding that led to using that word in the first place?

              • baatliwala@lemmy.world
                link
                fedilink
                arrow-up
                1
                ·
                2 months ago

                Yeah thanks for that, after being retrospective I agree it’s uncalled for but I am just tired of western bias of many social and political issues

      • late_pessimistic@slrpnk.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 months ago

        “noooo i can’t read corporate slop from government agencies and my favorite ragebaititng influencer news on Mastodon nooo, must read Xitter!!!”

        • baatliwala@lemmy.world
          link
          fedilink
          arrow-up
          0
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          2 months ago

          noooo i can’t read anything at all worth talking about and no one is on mastodon, noooo must rage into my depressed people’s echo chamber

Programmer Humor@programming.dev

programmer_humor@programming.dev

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmer_humor@programming.dev

Welcome to Programmer Humor!

This is a place where you can post jokes, memes, humor, etc. related to programming!

For sharing awful code theres also Programming Horror.

Rules

  • Keep content in english
  • No advertisements
  • Posts must be related to programming or programmer topics
    • If the mod doesn’t find it funny, you’re banned. Ha-ha!.. For real: do not use the community for “statements”. There are other places for such content. Keep it chill and funny.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 211 users / day
  • 3.4K users / week
  • 6.02K users / month
  • 7.85K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 33.4K subscribers
  • 667 Posts
  • 3.24K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • adr1an@programming.dev
  • Feyter@programming.dev
  • BurningTurtle@programming.dev
  • Pierre-Yves Lapersonne@programming.dev
  • BE: 0.19.20
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org