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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Don't like this idea? You bet I'm sending wolves

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Don't like this idea? You bet I'm sending wolves

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    15 hours ago

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    Oh man that beats paying $300/mo for Wolfgovy.

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    Nice try wolves

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    Too much food on your plate? Wolf it down.

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    Scared Shitless Fitness

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️@lemmy.world
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    This idea is ridiculous. It’s a complete fantasy that you can just release wolves as the panacea to everything. The real world is more complicated than that.

    Some situations require having mountain lions released on them, or possibly bears.

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      Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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      Let’s release a bunch of bears and bulls into Wall Street.

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        deleted by creator

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      I find having a tiger is useful when confronted by an angry fruit laden mob.

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      Sometimes I’m reading comments and think to myself “Wow, this fucking dude just made poetry. I wish I could give ya more than my sleazy Like.”

      That’s one of them. You, dude, are awesome.

      • FernMD@lemmy.ml
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        I always said your likes are sleazy, nice to hear you admit it, for once.

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      Better try all three with congress, just to be safe

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      I think all three are needed for the US Congress.

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      Oh my!

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      There are certain segments of the population that deserve very poisonous spiders dropped on their heads.

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        And I’m sure we can also find some work for the snakes while we’re at it.

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          Nah. I like snakes.

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            I like turtles.

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    earperks

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      How much of that was blood and vital organs?

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    For pollution this would actually work except with trees instead of wolves.

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    Trump?

    You’re not gonna believe this, but…

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      Release the Epstein files ?

      Release wolves carrying the Epstein files ? Surely Blanche wouldn’t dare touch them then!

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    Its always lupus.

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    What if your problem is that you have too many wolves?

    Believe it or not, send wolves. We have the most “not too many wolves” spaces in the world, because of having sent in more wolves.

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    Therapy?

    Ha no, wolves!

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    There really is no better motivator than fighting for your life

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    Been saying this for years. Now some clot tweets it and 38 people are all excited like this new.

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