The branding is working and made for a great lede: “For a short amount of time, Westerville will not have the meats.”
Lede?
From Mirriam-Webster: “In journalism, the lede refers to the introductory section of a news story that is intended to entice the reader to read the full story.”
The title was great but the lede was equally great
Just read this as “Columbus-era Arby’s” and was thoroughly confused…
Meet the new meats boss, same as the old meats boss.
They used to have the meats. They still do, just more of them.
I will visit with a larger appetite.
You can already get the meat mountain if your appetite is large. I did two years ago because I make poor life choices. It was 20 bucks and includes all their non-fish meats. Be sure to tell them to heat the meats up because all the meats includes the coldcuts and the hot-cold mix is not a great experience.
“Hello. Please heats the meats.”
I misread that as “Columbus-era” and was all hot’n’ready to start something in the comments.
