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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

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Lesbian Mud Wrestling Breaks Out at Lollapalooza 2026

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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After heavy rains and delayed doors, an unofficial and impromptu session of lesbian mud wrestling went down at Lollapalooza 2026.
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    Time to dust off this classic:

    This thead is useless without pics.

  • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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    Ok as a lesbian I just want to say that this is not a Lollapalooza specific thing, this kind of thing is not uncommon.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      Wait are you saying lesbians as a whole will just see a pile of mud and have a intrinsic urge to wrassle?

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        It’s like beavers when they hear running water and start collecting wood for a dam.

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        I prefer being beaten with a stick by a beautiful girl, personally, but yes, many lesbian flirtation displays involve relatively stupid relatively low stakes violence.

        Just like many straight courtship displays.

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          Yeah the stupid, silly, and more adventurous flirtation is usually in certain types of space, but when I see it happening I feel so at home. Two girls making eyes at each other over a stupid feat of strength or toughness or whatever else gets me to let my guard down

    • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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      i know! It’s so disrespectful that these places get so much attention, but there are so many! Let’s list all the places that gather this outrageous attention!

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        Renaissance festivals usually have a very lively adults only section in the primitive camping area.

        • grue@lemmy.world
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          Your renaissance festival has camping? The one in my area is more like a theme park than a LARP.

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            Dame here. It kind of sucks and isn’t worth going to more than a couple of times unless you have a giant wad of cash burning a hole in your wallet. They have permanent buildings and all of the acts and shops are the same every year.

            • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Scarborough?

              • Wbear@lemmy.zip
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                Parsley sage rosemary and thyme.

      • eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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        Well typically it’s a performance for other lesbians not straight guys so if you’re in the scene you’ll find out…

        • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world
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          Did you just assume my gender? cause… what gave it away? Was it the blatant disrespect for anything other than my own needs?

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    the world is healing ❤️

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    How do we know they’re specifically lesbians?

    • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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      They all own Subaru Forresters

      • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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        Ahh. Well. That explains things.

    • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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      They were all wearing Birkenstocks.

      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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        You mean Crocs.

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    Well it was bound to break out somewhere.

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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      Such a shame it had to be there and not here… I could’ve had a particularly fun workout today

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    I can’t wait until they start selling lollapalooza pearls.

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    Why aren’t men ever mud wrestling?

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      We prefer to shit in mosh pits.

      • w3dd1e@lemmy.zip
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        The most correct comment I have ever read. XD

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      I don’t want to get dirty.

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    This is the Insta reel (I don’t think it’s necessary to read the article, and that site is full of trackers - yes, more than Instagram).

    • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You can open the embed directly for a lighter page https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/embed/captioned

      This page also works without JavaScript

      • irelephant [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Also: you could open it on a kittygram instance: https://redirect.kittygr.am/reel/Dbj70mvsoNJ/

        • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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          This is super useful, definitely using this for all insta links in the future

        • A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
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          kittygram

          TIL 👍

          FWIW, I always use yt-dlp/mpv for video links, don’t even go to the website.

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    Glad to see some of the original lollapalooza spirit still around

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      there was no mud wrestling at the original lollapalooza.

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    Alternate link that doesn’t make me visit insta or tiktok, please?

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      Fine I found this

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpVwE4QT54o

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        That video was posted 14 years ago, though 😅

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          Sounds like we need more lesbian mud wrestling… Done annually

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    Stupid people being stupid

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    Mmm, roundworm eggs right in my mouth please!

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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      Pretty girls: mud wrestle

      You: talk about roundworm eggs

      Do you see the issue!?

      • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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        The parasites eggs and larvae in dirt and mud are really the issue.

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