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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 days ago

Getting inspiration for a fourth MFA method

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Getting inspiration for a fourth MFA method

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    The verification can is something you drink though!

    • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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      Eat verification Nutriloaf®

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        For Lemmy it’s “verification beans” and you’re not allowed to poop for three days.

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    Something you are is not a valid MFA either as it is unrevokable.

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    “Drink a verification can.”

    • Serinus@lemmy.world
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      Idk, this seems hard for them to do while we own our own hardware.

  • pewpew@feddit.it
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    “Take a colonoscopy to verify your identity”

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      Turns out its cancer, the person we want is a Sagitarius, let them go.

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      ColoGuard does sound like an infosec tool 🤔

    • troybot@piefed.social
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      Smart Pipe Inc. is a Registered Sex Offender

    • dry_water@programming.dev
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      Nice one! Lol

  • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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    Please drink verification can to continue

  • Pretty_Critter@lemmy.zip
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    You are what you eat.

  • mercano@lemmy.world
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    What if I ate my YubiKey?

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      Then it’s something you have after big tummy aches

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    Please insert your fourth factor sensor probe to log into Uber eats

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      User logged in.

      Fried chicken detected in intestinal content.

      Would you like to order again? Redeem the offer now for 30% discount at KFC.

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    you know what you ate though

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      and you are what you eat

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    “Is this you logging in? Drink 4 gallons of petrol to prove you’re not a bot”

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      It’s floating witch rules. If you survive you’re a bot.

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    Please, stop moving during the rectum scan, thanks

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    Well why not

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    Pill-shaped, food-safe RFID tags exist already, they’re being implanted in dogs

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    Something you saw in a fever dream

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      From eating too many raw hot dogs, yes

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    YuzuKey flavored verification cans can keep you authenticated for 2 to 8 hours.

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