Petroleum Jelly
You mean, dinosaur jam?
it sends a message
It’s like presenting my bare bottom?
Thinking about it, just round door knobs would be enough
Yeah, I think in the movie the “knobs” were actually handle types. I don’t think they would have had the leverage to turn knobs without thumbs.
Edit: this site claims that the wrist twisting motion would have been difficult for raptors to do due to the natural orientation of their claws:
https://dino-world.com/could-a-velociraptor-open-a-door-5-17670/
Lever-style handles would theoretically be easier for a Velociraptor to manipulate than round knobs. The downward pressure required aligns better with their natural claw-gripping motion. Round knobs would require a twisting motion that might prove more difficult given their hand orientation.
@badmancrooks@lemmy.ca you might know a thing or two about buttholes. why’d you stop downvoting all my comments?
They’re like birds, right? Don’t they have a cloaca instead?
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Apparently yes, though this author couldn’t resist “butthole”…
https://www.livescience.com/first-dinosaur-butthole-found.html
1st preserved dinosaur butthole is ‘perfect’ and ‘unique,’ paleontologist says
This was a multipurpose hole.
The first dinosaur butthole ever discovered is shedding light where the sun don’t shine. The discovery reveals how dinosaurs used this multipurpose opening — scientifically known as a cloacal vent — for pooping, peeing, breeding and egg laying.
hide yo doors
hide yo jelly
dinosaurs out here be fuckin they cloacaes
This would stump even me. Why is it raptor-specific? Maybe I just have overly-sweaty hands.
You are a raptor, right?
Why is it raptor-specific?
For the Jurassic Park reference, probably
Damn that flew right over me…
No they can’t really fly, more just run and creep
Or, you know, just lock the door.
Vaseline if anyone didn’t know
