Prompted by an Iranian assassination threat, Donald Trump departed on a secret military flight in an extraordinary ruse that involved hiding the president in an airport catering cart, according to reporting from the Washington Post and the New York Times.
i miss not being surprised by much.
we’ll probably find out he had a private mcdonalds installed at the white house that gets its “beef” from an unethical mortician.
so like that’s about how extreme of the batshittery i’m expecting is.
edit: wait this explains Kennedy