BooBees

So just like most of the things he’s built, it’ll self implode, collapse shortly after he’s siphoned off as much of the funds as he can.

Enter: adults of traumatic childhoods who only feel one terrifying way no matter what’s going on in their lives

Your kettle before the mod:

Even here in Oklahoma City, in the middle of the reddest state in the US, we’ve added a massive walkable park in the middle of the city with heat relief misting stations, water parks, we’re in the middle of converting several roads and blocks into walkable neighborhoods, we’re adding greenbelts to the city in various spots to connect walkable areas and parks. Just last month our modern trolly system went from a small but annoying fare to permanently completely free for any rider. If we can do it, everyone can

It’s probably also too big or too small, too warm, or too cold. Maybe too hard, or too soft.

Maybe if I always mistook farts for sharts. It’s pretty forgivable to occasionally in your lifetime do the opposite, especially when you’re old old.

Almost everyone mistakes sharts for farts

Let me know if you need anything from this one, I got you

This one goes 1 more than 11

Wrong, the courts have ruled that corporations are people and the earth and future belongs to them now. Guh.

Wow

A lot of my genx peers are finally admitting they’re old as shit and a lot of our friends and family are dying now, so it’s definitely nostalgia driven.