No more clankers pls.

Selfcare and worldcare wrapped into one.

George Carlin: “question everything.”

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Ffs could they just make an option where you can tell it to beep once and shut the hell up/off?

Of course they could, but they won’t. Mfr I’m not going anywhere for the 2 minutes I put this bowl of oatmeal in.

I mean, we’ve had gimp for free for ages now ffs.

Just ask your nerdy cousin to make something already. You know, that thing they call human interaction? Come to think of it, if you had more human interaction you might also get laid so you don’t have to rely on a shitty ai gf.

Don’t try stuff with your cousin though ffs.

Ok, guys calm down, guys? Sir?

Sir? The door is locked, just calm down.

Look I know the situation is… let’s not get into that right now.

But I think they deserve a little applause for a good zinger wouldn’t you agree guys? clap clap clap

Anyway…

Oh hey there past me: just a slice of advice. That’s not how you do it. Get to know yourself, will make a world of difference and you wont have to sob at the mirror at night anymore. (And gtfo of church already)

Been getting along just fine without thank you very much.