Wish everyone had this mentality, thank you for being you

Unfortunately this extremely correct line of thinking and practice is only performed by the super vast minority of drivers. People are absolutely stupid anymore.

Key the ever loving hell out of it

Kick it as hard as you can in the fender and key it as you walk around it to indicate what a problem that is

Ok, I’ll take 2 eggs with toast and bacon…

Sounds like some seriously bad parenting. How do you not force your kid to get a job and pay for all their shit until 38. He doesn’t stand a chance being kicked out. Need to teach how to support yourself